A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution
Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge
by Dingofish March 10, 2024

A primal beast that can flip from domme to sub in an instant. Guaranteed to take the flesh from your body, the night of your life and leave you sore and wanting more.
by Alaric🐺 July 4, 2023

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.
by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

when you dip your hand in hot sauce and proceed to stretch out your victims hole creating the illusion of a "ring of fire". You feed your victim the hot sauce, then you douse their rim with petrol and set it alight. By the time the hot sauce reacts with the stomach, a fart creates a fireball effect destroying anything in its surroundings.
by goonmunt69 May 13, 2025

Hes a dickler tickler, Has a tiny peepee and stuck it in a pepsi can once its that small. Has no left coconut only has a but, will always have the V card.
Circumsiced,
Also really likes prostate exams!
Circumsiced,
Also really likes prostate exams!
by Therandomblueguy January 23, 2024

When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.
by Jennaskolj November 5, 2020

by Dirty tickler March 7, 2020
