william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

William

A most objectionable man.

That twat must be a William

by Sana01 December 24, 2022

hunter william hess

literally the coolest guy ever, he is actually so cool and hes manly and not a woman pls pls stop calling me a woman pls im begging pls

hunter william hess
masquence: "im a woman and hunter is manly and cool unlike me"
hunter: "i agree"

by Masquence September 22, 2025

tyler williams

a slang word for a "handsome male"
the word in a sentence

he is a proper tyler williams

by small dick big ballz February 10, 2025

William John Rudge

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.

“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"

by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024

William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 1, 2017