The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
Get the E-tardmug. 
I'd like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. Can you give me lots? Like three handfuls? Yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.
by crashing_sux January 23, 2009
Get the e-tonsmug. Person who used to live in the digital stone age and got displaced into the computer era - usually considers sending e-mails a personal feat of epic proportions and visualizes "Space Invaders" when thinking of computer games.
Often politicians advocating for the regulation of technological advances they don't understand.
Often politicians advocating for the regulation of technological advances they don't understand.
Germany's Minister of Justice, Brigitte Zypries, is an e-migrant: When asked by a child reporter about her favorite browser in 2007, she had to turn to one of her colleagues and ask what browsers are.
by detrius June 22, 2009
Get the e-migrantmug. The best girl u can ever talk to in the world and she's cute asf treat her like a queen and she'll treat u like a king and be your baby girl and like everything about you
by Niggatoe January 19, 2017
Get the queen emug. To cybertronically avoid a person by blocking them on Facebook, Messenger or other social networking or cybertronic methods of communication because they are anoying, strange, always want to talk or just because you just dont really like them but dont want to delete them because then you'll have 299 friends, not 300.
Tarquin: Gee Willikers, Rupert is so monotonous he always messages me on MSN about the most boring things, im going to E-void him from now on.
Tyrell: Shit son, Shyronda aint been on no Facebook for a long time, i think bitch be E-voiding me!
Geoff: Im really not very fond of Jerome, I find him to be most unfamiliar. I have henceforth decided to E-void him by giving him limited profile on Facebook. I'd delete him but then Edward would have more friends than me and thats just not acceptable...
Jenny: Who's this weirdo from school thats added me on MSN? Im going to E-void him like the plague.
Tyrell: Shit son, Shyronda aint been on no Facebook for a long time, i think bitch be E-voiding me!
Geoff: Im really not very fond of Jerome, I find him to be most unfamiliar. I have henceforth decided to E-void him by giving him limited profile on Facebook. I'd delete him but then Edward would have more friends than me and thats just not acceptable...
Jenny: Who's this weirdo from school thats added me on MSN? Im going to E-void him like the plague.
by Collett88 September 24, 2009
Get the E-voidingmug. I spent 8 hours doing e-search in the Valley of the Shadow today and boy am I tired of Jedediah Hotchkiss
by Toadvine January 28, 2007
Get the e-searchmug.