Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.

Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent

by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.

"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.

by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet

Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023