by VerySmartAndTruthful March 11, 2019
A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 10, 2022
When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle
by Prince Charles E January 11, 2018
A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
by dicksleeve February 06, 2023
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"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
by SmartAlek January 06, 2014
a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024