dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

Doing The Laundry

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

doing an ash

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"

I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight

by Jack Banton June 26, 2017

to do a barry

an action that involves throwing rocks or other hard objects at streaking street mexicans, although any mexican will do. Considered the national sport in many European countries and the best place to participate in such events are parts of California and Arizona. The ideal rock is around 6 inches in diameter and the head is the ideal target although the balls are a popular choice. Was first started by Squire Barry from England in the 21st century

Calvin: Look at all those Mexicans hanging around McDonalds.
Max: I know this would be a great place to do a barry. Let me just find some rocks

by Dirymexican80 December 15, 2010

doing the kendrick

1. 4 knuckle shuffle

2. spanking the monkey

3. rubbing one out

Q: What's he doing in there?

A: Knowing him, he's probably doing the Kendrick

by firenze italia March 31, 2009

Doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 9, 2008

Doing an Asvin

passing out while doing a bit of sport

Damn, he just swam a bit and a minute after he got out, he was totally doing an Asvin.

by Nifaks March 12, 2018