golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!

"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"

by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019

The Taylor Golden

When the greatest (worst) disc golf player pelvic thrusts his disc into the basket instead of putting.

*Is 3 feet away from the hole* Look at him thrust the disc he’s doing the Taylor golden

by Spyro March 5, 2024

Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version

Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute

by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020

Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022