turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.

turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008

turtletown 

When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.

"I totally went to turtletown last night."

turtletown by poploser May 21, 2021

Ninja Turdle 

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turdle by Baindawg December 4, 2012

Pulling a tuttle

Staying on the phone past your reasonable amount of time

Bill: hey steve enoughs enough stop pulling a tuttle

Steve: sorry man had a long day needed to vent to someone

Pulling a tuttle by Bigtasty June 24, 2014

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by AYB March 22, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.

Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Krang July 20, 2003

turtles 

I like them.

I like turtles!

turtles by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010