Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

dad

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019

Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad😍😍😍😂😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘🔥❤️😍🔥🔥❤️❤️🔥⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️💦💦💦👎🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾☠️☠️☠️"

Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less

by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

by dad destroyer September 25, 2019

Dad

The Man who created you with the assistance if your mother and brought you to this world

I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇

by BadassFucker!! March 6, 2016

dad

the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

by idonthaveadead180 December 19, 2019