fiend simp

someone who simps for girls for nicotine or weed
oh look there xvnis hes fiending hide the bud!
hide the nic xvnis is coming and he fiending
look its cj if i eat her out she’ll give me nic
watch put for fiend simps they toxic asf
by Xvnis January 12, 2022
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jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing
by Mcytesa September 06, 2021
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alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
by The teacher April 15, 2020
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SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 03, 2020
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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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Simp

You nigga
That simp praised the thot for nothing in return
by Beef beef Tiago March 23, 2020
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