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Simp

Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes
Declan is such a simp.
by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020
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Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
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person 1: OMG SIMP, please help me!
person 2: OMG there really is a squirrel in your pants
by Train1311 October 22, 2020
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by Ando is gay March 20, 2020
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Did you hear those simps unbanning alinty after one day because she showed her fans; a lot of children and horny pre simps, one of her tits.”
by TECHNOCAIN April 28, 2020
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A person who is willing to do anything for someone, whether fictional or real.
A person who fawns/goes crazy over someone, whether fictional or real.
What you would call someone who does the things above.
I am a simp, and I am proud of it.
______ is becoming a simp...
So what if I simp for fictional anime men and K-pop idols?
by DisorientedWordNerd January 28, 2022
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