Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.

Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.

by Luna0021 July 6, 2023

Z-Bro

Any of the ubiquitous Gen-Z political commentators, typically adorned in stripes of disdain, who couldn’t be bothered to refrain from eating junk food and throating cans of Red Bull whilst molesting context in made for TV fake-takedowns. The interviewee often is left wondering which element of the word salad should receive focus.

Man, I was looking forward to watching that interview last night, but that Z-Bro from the “You’re an Extra in My Movie Podcast” wouldn’t stop acting like a Karen at a library.

by M. Fury July 24, 2023

Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.

“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”

by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023

Bro scoop

To take a heaping scoop of protien poweder or workout supplements by mouth without mixing before hand.

I do not want to clean my shaker bottle so I will just bro scoop it.

by Consumer1011 September 14, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020

bro(ˈbr)

An extremer version of the known phrase bro(broʊ). As you obviously see, the only and very important difference is that bro is written with a silent o.

You ask why?

Cause GenZ loves stupid shit like this.

A: „Hey bro what‘s up? You sad or something?“
B: „Bro my mom died yesterday...“
A: „Damn bro(ˈbr)im so sorry...“

by MrDudeBroBoi November 17, 2020