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Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Tree

A tree is a tall , fine person with an athletic/muscular physique.
P1: " Omg , their so tall & attractive "

P2 : " thatโ€™s a tree to climb on "
by Nancy M June 21, 2025
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family tree maker 2019

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family tree maker 2019 is a software provided by mackiev and it is a new software of family tree maker 2019. If you are facing any technical problem related family free maker 2019 software you can us we are available 24*7 and for more information contact us.
by pakkawala January 29, 2020
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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Smiling and waving ๐Ÿ‘‹ goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ N ride off on me bike ๐Ÿšฒ
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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