Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.
We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.
by Haze Down July 15, 2022
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Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.
"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"
by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016
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Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled
Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!
by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024
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Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024
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Sausage Boost

When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice
Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice
by Cooonr May 31, 2018
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sausage boil

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?
by Totally. June 9, 2016
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