Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

by Jared Juice August 22, 2010

Penis Tickle

the feeling one, general a male, gets when thinking of that special guy (or girl if you're into that sort of thing).

I was thinking about you when I was watching Gilmore Girls and I got a penis tickle.

by Galex April 30, 2010

Tip [penis]

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.

Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 May 18, 2008

Penis Cave

A Vagina. Also the opening in Mark's face.

"That bitch is a penis cave." or "Shut your damn penis cave Mark!" and even "Dude dont be such a Penis Cave"

by VERNON KELLY April 15, 2008

Penis Bubble

A Person Who Is Extremly Annoying. Much Like That Bubble You Find On Your Penis.

Yeah He's Such A Penis Bubble

by PsychoObssesedx3 February 19, 2011

penis culture

n. (the adj. is “penis-cultural”) The term comes from Part II of Maggie Paley’s book “The Book of the Penis” (Grove Press, 2000). A conflation of late-adolescent and hip-hop culture, traditional sexist and homophobic attitudes in young men which makes them consider anything outside their everyday experience and their obsession with bodily functions and especially their own penis as “gay”. For instance, in penis culture, a child collecting seashells as a hobby is “gay”.

The penis-cultural movie reviewers weren’t kind to “Meet the Spartans”.

Any film that is not the adaptation of a comic-book can be seen as an insult to American penis culture.

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008