Dutch Marnix

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.

Wow, I wish I had a Dutch Marnix in my life. That'd fulfill me.

by Tara Moore December 16, 2018

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

orange dutch

When you jack off after eating Doritos

After munching on a bag of Doritos, I turned on the computer and made some orange Dutch

by Mustard999 November 23, 2017

Dutch Rhino

To use your nose to penetrate a vagina in doggy style position while tonguing and sucking the clitoris and labia.

If You exhale through your nose during a Dutch rhino, you can blow your girls uterus up like a balloon.

by Gorgeous Dutch Declain October 9, 2023

Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.

Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.

by RenABFF June 27, 2019

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020

Dutch refund

A deep snog immediately after a blowjob has been given

She was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth. Then she gave me the ol' dutch refund

by Owen Pidcock March 27, 2024