humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things

what are humans???

dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

Human Privilege

Something that actually exists

Tristan: You know how some people bring up this so-called "White Privilege" and "Black Privilege"
Emily: Yes, I do, what about it?
Tristan: They are complete crap and they should really be going with Human Privilege if they want to talk about such things, since it actually exists, right?
Emily: Yes to both, 100%.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 28, 2021

Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 29, 2021

Perfection In Human Form

Emma Watson

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024

Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024