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Free Elmo

A movement to free the enslaved Elmo from his captures. A group of around 3 to 3,000,000 people started when former war hero got captured as an act of war by the enemy, the orgos.
Free Elmo Activist: WE MUST FREE ELMO
Orgo: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB ON HER FORHEAD
by HamShotFirst October 25, 2018
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Free

Free is a cool nerd. Free would do anything for his friends. He wi always joke around and act homo as a joke. Free is a very smart person with a funny personality. Free is very handsome. If u date a Free you are very lucky to have such a wonderful guy. Free is very stubborn.
Your friends with Free the drama mama.
by Ooofofofofoofofofofofofofofoff November 9, 2018
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Free

Free Is usually used to talk about a party that is open for anyone that knows about it
"Yo there is this huge ass free in the Bronx this weekend, you wanna go?"
by AdultishGambino July 19, 2017
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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free to, player

I have kids to feed, so i am a free to, player.
by ne3ko0 August 1, 2017
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Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.
Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?
by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018
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