Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes

Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead

by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019

dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017

Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

by Chadder May 9, 2017

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

Dead Man’s Lifeline

Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs

“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.

by The New World Wizard September 8, 2020