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ich bien poyezda

Look its that ich bien poyezda guy!
by Bensmart101 November 10, 2021
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Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
by Tagger:P December 7, 2021
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Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021
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redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
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Abigail Baden

Abigail Baden is a very interesting human, always saying bad things about her self when they actually aren't true. But honestly shes pretty cool.
Yo look its Abigail Baden the girl who thinks bad about herself
by YaBoiiiiEthan May 30, 2022
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Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022
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Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.
I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.
by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022
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