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A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
bean seal by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

Bean Nut Butter 

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
Bean Nut Butter by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013
When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
bean tap by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

bean lord 

Akkey is a bean lord.
bean lord by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.
How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!
bean slayer by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014
The tipping of a beanie to show a girl respect
I totally bean tipped this girl last night at the bar. She finished her beer before I did. Respect bitch!
Bean Tip by basicandhonest January 15, 2015