Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.

Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.

by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021

Bakersfield Roulette

When you hook up with a person with the same last name as you and then hope you aren't related after she gets pregnant.

I played Bakersfield Roulette with that girl from the party. Pregnancy test was positive so now we waiting on the 23 and me.

by TheChanLovesMe April 6, 2021