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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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Jew Score

My jew score went down after I forgot to pay my credit card off last week
by I_Hunt_Jews December 12, 2025
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Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.
Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.
by jackyp November 10, 2009
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Levy Jews

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022
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Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022
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Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
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A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)
I’m going for a Jews wish
by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025
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