Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.
"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.
by mrgirthy75 June 17, 2015
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angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry May 29, 2011
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The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
by H4949 April 22, 2016
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Birds Aren't Real

Birds Aren't Real
by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023
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Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.
Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.
by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017
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Blue bird enjoyer

People who seem to appreciate video game characters who are blue birds. Those characters share many traits like narcissism, arrogance and being pretentious. People that enjoy one of these characters often seem to enjoy many of them. Blue birds are characters such as: Revali from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Falco from the Star Fox serie and Birdley from Deltarune
Person A: Hey! What are your favorite video game characters?
Person B: I appreciate Revali from Breath of the Wild and Berdly from Dertarune.
Person A: Wow! I am a blue bird enjoyer too!
by normal_hehe June 30, 2023
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bite my bird

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"
by barbra Streisand April 19, 2016
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