Twat waffle

A large vagina that’s been places

That bitches twat waffle has been more places than a two bit horror

by Sbsutter March 14, 2019

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

Stomach Waffle

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.

I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?

by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

Waffling

Waffling can be defined as lying or cooking up a lie . Often used in Britain . (Figurative Term).

Josh said he knew Italian , but as soon as he said a sentence , I knew he was waffling .

by 12 Bucle you November 20, 2023