douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.

I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

Slippery Shooting Sunday

When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.

Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"

by Sexualweekdays September 4, 2011

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)

Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...

by CaliQueen September 2, 2012

bung shooting

Someone who crams drugs up their ass to evade the law..

Kitis was bung shooting the crack to get it in the jail..

by bung shooter October 14, 2013

elevator shoot

When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.

Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot

by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013

cock shooting

When you take your penis and

jizz on some one from a distance

When I was cock shooting I hit a girl from 3 feet away

by Man of rape December 28, 2013