a cool dude, kinda a dick. roades really likes fire and scaring the shit out of kids. he love chemicals and pirates. sub to the science pirate
by Saturns Rings November 12, 2018
Get the Roadesmug. When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
Get the Load for the roadmug. A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Get the Road punkmug. Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
Get the Bears in the roadmug. "Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 22, 2014
Get the Building escape roadmug. 1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
Get the Texas Road Mousemug. by jam July 9, 2003
Get the road rulesmug.