bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010

japanese pipeline

The act of filling a condom with sushi rolls and soy sauce, freezing it and using it as a dildo, creating intense orgasms called sushigasms.

Will: Hey Doug, did you hear that girl over there likes to use the japanese pipeline.
Doug: WTF she must get wild sushigasms

by Vamos a la playa September 22, 2011

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018

Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.

Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.

by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019

Pipehitter

Think John Wick or Transporter.
Not John Wayne.
Not Rambo.

"If your intell is 100% get a PIPEHITTER and you won't need a Cleaner. But I wouldn't want them to have my number if shit goes sideways and you become a loose end"

by Mereck DuFresne May 27, 2022

bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

piper

Someone who smokes crack; a crack addict

The crazed piper robbed the convenience store.

by mman June 30, 2006