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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Hot Glue Gun

Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.

You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis
by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022
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arrow gun

An automated crossbow that instantly fires arrows.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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Bonk Gun

A term used for large guns in War Thunder. Most players usually classify guns of this type as those with a caliber of 37mm and up, as these are extremely powerful against planes.
XxOpaqueBoobsxX: I just got killed by a Ki-109
=BALD=McChicken: Which one’s that again?
XxOpaqueBoobsxX: The Japanese twin engine with the 75mm Bonk Gun.
by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022
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Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists
Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.
by lopi216 May 27, 2022
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Gun Control

An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen
“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably
by Psiononpsychotics May 27, 2022
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