Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hatted

Hatted, to hit one in the area where one places a hat

"And then i hatted him SO hard"

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 5, 2020

Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.

Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat

by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022

Hit the hat

To let go of the Drury weather

This weather really makes me want to hit the hat to it all.

by Delilah4567 August 12, 2023

Hat

A synonymous word to cap meaning the same thing.

Stop the hat bro!

by Dralix August 31, 2022