Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez is a great music artist who makes great music

Person 1: have you heard of Melanie Martinez? Person 2: in the void in the void in the void in the void...........

by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025

Templar.martin

A schizoid Christofascist incel who takes biblical verses out of historical context, to spread misogyny and hate using NIV translations. Also he self-glamourises by posting capcut edits of himself and profits off t-shirts with Jesus' face for clout.

Person 1: "Hey have you heard of @templar.martin?"
Person 2: "Yea, you mean the guy who got drawn pregnant"

by anon-user791 February 9, 2025

Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

by Slammincammin March 1, 2025

The martin

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.

I think hes done the martin again

by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

Supreme Martin

The Super Mario rip-off

Darn it! I got Supreme Martin instead of Super Mario

by A------B April 29, 2025

K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025