King Yeti 

A Siberian Husky that is quite adept at hunting rabbits, sleeping in bathrooms, and butt scooting. Known to be fond of deer meat, cheese, and Italian food; will claw your leg if you don’t share. Displays tolerance of all household members, but clearly demonstrates a love of his Dad more than others. Also known by various aliases such as One Dog, Rot, and a multitude of other nonsense.

King Yeti chased 11 bunnies today, a new record.

King Yeti by Elizabeth’s Dad September 6, 2022

king catto

a large scary Catto with big floof

It's a king Catto run!

king catto by ypurlocalsociopath228 September 7, 2022

King Me 

A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.

“Daddy, I really want you to king me.”

King Me by 45lovesthecrown September 14, 2022

King Triton

A merman with nice nipples

"I just love looking at King Triton's nipples"

King Triton by pickle1009 September 19, 2022

king of the science 

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

king of the science by spiltz September 23, 2022

King Kwan 

Nickname of Cleveland Guardian's stud outfielder, Steven Kwan.

announcer: that's a deep fly ball to right field and...it's a grand slam, Guardians win!

announcer 2: Steven Kwan goes King Kwan on that pitch!

King Kwan by suburbantrash September 27, 2022

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.

King of the Goldfish by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022