jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean
jordan - give me your balls

me - yes
by ciara m April 29, 2019
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Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.
'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'
by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016
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Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022
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Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan
Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan
by SERBIA is GAY July 30, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!

Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.

He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!

Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

His past is HARD so he loves even harder!

Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
Jordan? He’s beautiful!

I wish a Jordan Loved me (:
by JordanLover9698 January 6, 2022
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jordan

Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 2, 2021
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