January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 03 and October 20

Meant to be together hot probably father and daughter but omfg

Omg they are so hot together the must be bot january 03 and october 20.

Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.

by Thisisfactitsbeenproven April 9, 2022

january 13

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022

Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

16th january

if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny

person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny

by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 23rd

International art day

Hey girlie, it’s January 23rd, let’s do some art!

by MissArtist November 9, 2021