9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January 4th

National show n tell. January 4th is a day when u do show and tell and show your toys etc.

Teacher:Why is everyone talking about a national day
Girl 2: Because it’s JANUARY 4TH NATIONAL SHOW N TELL DAYY 😛

Teacher: Ok Students U guys can show what u have

Girl: This is my dolly and I had it since 3

by 😮‍💨👏🏽 January 3, 2022

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

January 25th - Gift lolo day

Gift Lolo Day

👿I wanna gift someone so bad
😈it’s January 25th - Gift Lolo Day!

by xvanillax January 26, 2020

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023

January 23

Brooke’s birthday 🎂

January 23 is Brookes 16th birthday

by Coleslaw 123 January 23, 2021

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024