The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
by Tarqs August 22, 2024
Get the Maple Treemug. by thebatmanz March 4, 2015
Get the the Brazilian tree stumpmug. by Ms.letohic September 4, 2020
Get the Tree Puppymug. "letter: oh my paper! i didn't know gear was turned into a tree! he was my best friend!
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"
turn into a tree : )
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"
turn into a tree : )
by burntcrumbs June 29, 2024
Get the turn into a treemug. A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009
Get the Funk Treemug. by Serafina86 February 6, 2024
Get the yukka treemug. 