Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.

Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019

Human Fro

When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.

Did you see corey eat his moms pubs in that human fro?

by Hello... love... 15 May 6, 2011

human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.

We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.

by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013

human cruelty

To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting

Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.

by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024

Humanize

Verb.
To perform or interpret music (or other art) created fully by Artificial Intelligence (A.I.).
Similar to a "cover", but referring specifically to AI music, not music created by other human artists.

The attempt to bring human soul into art made by machines.

"B&8 humanized the song Carolina-O, but they didn't write it."

"Jeez, did AI create this song? We should totally humanize it!"

"They're probably in the studio humanizing that song right now!"

by Two Brazilian Dudes August 1, 2024

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018