A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
by MintyLeila July 10, 2005
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by Kat November 21, 2004
Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
by TeamGhost February 08, 2015
look at that retard with a happy hand
by lilswisshomie June 11, 2011
A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.
"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"
by HPB April 06, 2003
A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.
a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
by Eymastud71 November 09, 2007