wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

food

The thing to buy people in order to make friends.

Person 1: Damn I really want some food bro
Person 2: I'll get you food bro
Person 1: bro

by Mfoey September 9, 2016

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food Boudoir Photography

The prominent display of food in classy erotic images.

Definition created by Sam Moszkowicz and Jesse M. Watrous (March 11, 2016)

"We just finished the first ever, food boudoir photography shoot".

by Sigalert July 30, 2016

food

good shit

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by YouCanCallMe_Smart July 28, 2016

Food

Slang for drugs

Don’t let the pigs (police) catch you with the food(drugs)

by Smokeydopey February 4, 2018

Food

The only reason for living! The answer to all questions, what you eat while petting your cat! FOOD

My Netflix series just ended. :( If it weren't for my goddess food i would of jumped off a bridge!

by SyddTheeSquidd February 16, 2018