fart sneeze 

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

fart sneeze by EZD May 1, 2015

Fart Palm 

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.

"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"

Fart Palm by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

Fart trance 

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

Fart trance by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

fart beard by mfrogz June 30, 2015

Fart Parlour 

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

Fart Parlour by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015

fart bud

When you fart and little dots of poop comes out

Oh no I just did a fart bud

fart bud by Will_the_savage November 14, 2015

Fart Fanatic 

A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of

their pass.

Hey dude, why are you waughting

that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.

farts fanatic fan

Fart Fanatic by Helmet72 January 18, 2016