facebook weaving 

Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!

The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!

facebook weaving by Jessica Stevens May 24, 2009

Facebook murder 

1) Maliciously posting harmful, humiliating, or incriminating content on a person's Facebook or other social networking site profile, or on any page of Facebook or another social networking site, in an attempt to make that person commit suicide. Often done as a group activity.
2) (Figurative) Any type of cyberbullying.

I looked at the profile of this kid who committed suicide; it was Facebook murder!

Facebook murder by ak-boing November 16, 2010

Facebook-Whore 

Someone who is obsessed with Facebook (usually a girl) it is rare for them to be offline. Facebook-Whores usually have a Facebook app on their phone, so they can easily check newsfeed, create new status's, add pictures ect. They usally don't have anything to do besides look at random peoples pictures, info,wall ect.

Sarah: "Mary is such a Facebook-Whore!"
Emily: "I know! She is always looking at random peoples stuff.."

Facebook-Whore by pseudonymousne phyn August 1, 2011

FaceBook mom 

A ‘White’ simple redneck soccer mom. Sometimes these moms can be ‘racist’, ‘homophobic’, and yes these moms vote for trump

Josh: Hey John you know you have a Facebook mom?
John: Josh my mom just fucking died

FaceBook mom by pantyshotlover69 December 11, 2019

facebook perve 

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

facebook perve by colin magee January 15, 2008

Facebook Rape 

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

Facebook Rape by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009

facebook gold 

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.

"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."

facebook gold by greylock May 24, 2007