colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 10, 2005

horse cock.

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.

"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."

by crazykb April 24, 2012

cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.

You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!

by bagineria January 09, 2007

cock and candy

The act of taking ur dick and wraping cotton candy around it and then letting someone eat it off

Man I feel like some candy, o wait how about some cock and candy.

by Charles Stuckey February 08, 2008

cock shotgun

Cut off your penis then fuck youself in the ass with it. Next jam it into a loaded shotgun and blow your brians out.

Life's got me down I think I am going to go home and give myself the old "cock shotgun."

by Fetus Fucker October 15, 2009

cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse

hay julie i have 'cock throb'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009

monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.

She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.

by LuvsMCs November 08, 2007