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Texas Milkshake

Whenever your companion squirts breast milk into the others mouth for enjoyment. Its a lot like a cum shot.
She gave me a Texas Milkshake last night.
by PussyPounder4000 February 28, 2019
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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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texas cinnamon roll

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.
"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"
by A niggah March 7, 2014
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south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016
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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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