A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.
"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co
by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021
Get the Human Botanicalmug. A phrase mocking people that claim humans are inherently evil with no actual argument or evidence, stated in reply to the claim in bad syntax to make the OP seem dumb. the person being mocked is usually an edgelord seeking validation through self-loathing and is basing their view of humanity on social media, ignoring how diverse humans are in real life. sometimes this is also done to boost their personal agenda and get angry that others' opinions don't perfectly align with it. The claims by the OP can often be found in comment sections of youtube videos discussing the Fermi paradox or about odd human behaviors.
comment: Aliens will never visit us because we're all stupid.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.
by dirtwashere March 19, 2023
Get the human badmug. by notweirddude October 4, 2020
Get the Humanmug. 1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.
2. Employee; peon.
2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
Get the Human Capital Stockmug. A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 8, 2018
Get the Humanized Water Bedmug. When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
Get the The School of Human Kindnessmug. by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024
Get the Human Pogostickmug.