Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

by LH69 April 26, 2005

taken in hand

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.

"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"

"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"

"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."

(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)

by Dick Cheney's spawn April 17, 2014

ranch hand

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".

You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt

by Tick April 1, 2004

hand waving

the motion of moving the hand back and forth. Used as a nonverbal sign of greeting or farewell between two people

I waved my hand at fred.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Helping Hand

when one person inhales weed then kisses another person, the person that recieves the kiss inhales the weed smoke by the kiss. the kiss usually lasts as if your making out for seven seconds.

helping Hand:If your looking to do it.

inhale the smoke, dont exhale, then kiss the person for seven seconds. as if making out. the person will inhale the smoke then after the seven seconds release the smoke. youll feel high.

Its hardcore when your listening to satisfaction by benny benassi or I kissed a girl by Katy perry trust me.

by Cookiepants October 30, 2008

Trish Hands

The smell one has on your hands after fingering your womang.

Jesus, now I have Trish Hands... I need to go wash up.

by Jason Phillip May 28, 2008

busi hands

Like a werewolf under a full moon, a person with Busi hands will change on a saturday night.
After 6 pintsa bitta they will lose control of there hands, which will crave the flesh of fit birds (sometimes blokes).
If you ever come across a person with this condition, keep your girlfriend away and make sure to keep her anus protected!
Sometimes linked with the jaws syndrome

Curse my Busi Hands!!

I just put me thumb up her bum, no harm done!

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004