Dirty Colstick

When a guy shows his hairy ass to you and he has butt plug and you pull it and he violently shits on your face.

I went to this guys house and did a dirty colstick.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

bump dirties

A death threat of epic proportions

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.

by Jerome the Black Mamba May 3, 2011

Dirty Laela

When you rip a cone so hard that the tires of your car fall into the nearest ditch while racking up a phat line while at the beach then at work

Person 1: Where’s your car dard?
Person 2: bruz, I just full sent it head first into a ditch ay.
Person 1: But how??
Person 2: I was rippin a phat doink while racking some coco on me dash, then bang..scunts fkd.
Person 1: bloody did a Dirty Laela ya dumb dawwwg, trues god.
Person 2: Nah shut ya hole, goin to the beach

by Chimney smoke February 14, 2024

Dirty CJ

When you love yourself so much that you taste your own cum

Have you ever tired dirty CJ

by BigBlackDLover69 June 25, 2025

Dirty Bisky

When your partner is 50 years or older, and appears to be a child while beating your meat while in a pink dress

Freind: what did you do last night
You: me and amy did the dirty bisky

by TheQueen5766 July 31, 2021

Dirty lyndsey

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.

No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.

by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023