Dirty Douggie

The act of giving head but continuously throwing up with every gag. Usually leads to death, after throwing up all bodily fluids followed by organs.

I went to her funeral, but never told anyone that we did the dirty douggie....

by teethfortweezers August 18, 2022

Dirty Dustbowl

The act of fingering someone's rectum after eating an entire bag of cheetos and not washing your hands

After eating those cheetos i gave him a dirty dustbowl

by LickitySpitz February 23, 2020

Dirty Therecker401

When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!

Kristian did a Dirty Therecker401 yesterday!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 24, 2022

dirty kryss

when u let ur pet goat give someone a dirty christina in place of urself, but the goat uses ur asshole gremlins as the mustache paint.

damn i messed up and ordered a dirty kryss instead of a dirty chris last night. boy what a regretful typo.

by j.murrda September 21, 2023

Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

dirty tak

when someone inserts milk into all of their family members while they are sleeping

im grounded cause i got caught doing a dirty tak

by rojarlaf October 28, 2020

Dirty Segura

When she chokes you with your grandma's bath robe, while slapping you with a ping pong paddle until you finish.

She gave me a Dirty Segura.

by Cranegod May 13, 2025