Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

Urban Dictionary

Wow, Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary.

Your really that bored you decide to type the websites name in..
Not bad, kid.

¨ I have already read all of the Urban Dictionary definitions, I bet nobody has added the website na- OKAY HOW!?¨

by ..doge.. February 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Merriam Webster on LSD

Reading Urban dictionary is like reading a LSD trip, every word you continue to read gets you more and more fucked up.

by xx.BrunetteChic.xx June 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Weird

Urban Dictionary is weird

by Urban Dictionary is weird January 6, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website much like Wikipedia, with fewer paragraphs, but more words...

Person 1: Have you seen the internet lately?
Person 2: I know! It's been so Urban Dictionary!

by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A platform where all of the roadman wannabe kids can look up the shit that their roadman friends say just so they can fit in and say it themselves. Madting!!

"What's a skeng?? What's a yute?? What's a pengting??
Hmm. Better look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

by BUNNY BASTARD June 30, 2017

Urban Hayfever

When a patron has snorted drugs and begins to sneeze in the bar.

Patron: 'sneezing'
Bartender: Urban hayfever playing up?

by Bad Panda NZ April 28, 2019