two thumbs down

The gesture you give to something unpleasing to the eyes.

PV2 Solis goes those titties two thumbs down.

by PV2 Solis May 31, 2006

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one

Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches

by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

by Allmanwords June 1, 2017

Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!

Two types of woman!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019