Two-pants kid

act of wearing two pants of the corse of a whole semester

look its two-pants kid!!!!

by PhsFanshawe April 20, 2011

two thumbs down

The gesture you give to something unpleasing to the eyes.

PV2 Solis goes those titties two thumbs down.

by PV2 Solis May 29, 2006

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 08, 2021

Two-part Turkey

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.

"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."

by CallmeWrex October 18, 2020

Two Man Macbeth

The act of shooting your semen from another man's naval (belly button) up to his chaps (jaw).

Macduff - "I heard Duncan got a Two Man Macbeth last night from Banquo."
Lennox - "He's lucky!"

by UToobDotCom May 14, 2011

Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014

Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.

Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing

by Balls McBallsface January 08, 2022