Twat

You.

I am a twat. Jen is a twat

by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022

Twat Bubble

A trapped queef

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble

by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021

An twat

Name of a person with a small penis that enjoys giving oral sex to females while fingering there anus

He an twat Ed me

by Fftjjdtj August 18, 2022

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Twat

Twitter activist.

Offended by everything big and small, a twat must get on Twitter to tweet.

by Ikeaboy January 24, 2019

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011